Warning: the following may make you laugh.....

Have you ever read the warning labels on the items you buy? Dad found a huge list online, of ridiculous warnings that are actually on the items. Mom, my sisters, and I read through these last night and were laughing so hard that we all had tears streaming down our faces. :D

So I thought I would share them with you.... I will warn you though, there's a lot, and they will make you laugh.

Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex: Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.

Bowl Fresh: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap.

Stridex Foaming Face: Wash May contain foam.

Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower.

Zantac 75 :Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter: Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Fire Extinguisher: Caution: Non-Flamable

Earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Fix-a-Flat WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Rain Gauge: Suitable for outdoor use.

RCA Television Remote Control: Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire

Triops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption

Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume

Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.

Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Slush Puppy Cup: This ice may be cold

Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.

Hershey's Almond Bar Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Heinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food

500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required.

Beach Ball CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Bar of Dial soap Directions: Use like regular soap.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box:Fits one head.

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

Packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.

Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.

Korean kitchen knife:Warning keep out of children

Helmet mounted mirror used by cyclists:Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

New Zealand insect spray:This product not tested on animals.

Blanket from taiwan:not to be used as protection from a tornado

Infant's bathtub:Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

Disposable razor:Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Curling IronWarning: This product can burn eyes.

Hair Dryer:Do not use in shower.

Hand-held Massaging Device:Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists:Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow:Not intended for highway use.

Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock":Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

A toilet bowl cleaning brush:Do not use orally.

A birthday card for a 1 year old.Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

Heated seat cushionWarning: Do not use on eyes.

Microwave Oven:Do not use for drying pets.

Electric Cattle Prod:For use on animals only.

Can of air freshener.For use by trained personnel only.

Silly Putty:Do not use as ear plugs.

Rat PoisonWarning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

Portable stroller Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

Sign at a railroad station: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Shipment of hammers: May be harmful if swallowed.

Manual for an SGI computer.Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

6x10 inch inflatable picture frame: Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean:Do not drive cars in ocean.

Credit card statement.Payment is due by the due date.

Box of Pills: Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Can of black pepper.Instructions: usage known.

Bag of cat biscuits: Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

Car Manual:In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Toilet brush:Do not use for personal hygiene.

Furniture Wipes: Do not use for a baby wipe.

Bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

Box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it Direction #1: Remove plastic.

Woolite carpet cleaner:Safe for carpets, too!

Box of Frosted Cheerio's: The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."

Hose Nozzle: Do not spray into electrical outlet.

~Caitlyn