Weekly One-Liners

11. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

12. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

13. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

14. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

16. Campers: Natures way of feeding mosquitoes.

17. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

18. Conciousness: That annoying time between naps.

19. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

20. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

~Megan

Weekly One-Liners

Our church has a small stack of tracts that have 101 hilarious one-liners. I thought that I might share ten with my readers every saturday. I wanted to post these on Saturday, but I was too busy sewing, so I shall start today!

1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

2. Borrow money from a pessimist- they don't expect it back.

3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

6. Never answer an anonymous letter.

7. It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better.

8. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

9. Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.

10. Few women admit their age; few men act it.


Tune in next week for the "Weekly One-Liners"!!

~Caitlyn